coketalk:

Look at this gerbil faced molester. His name is Nelson Warfield, and he’s the GOP strategist who wrote and produced Rick Perry’s anti-gay, pro-Jesus, shit-kicking shit-storm of a campaign ad.

This is the asshole who needs to be getting a little more attention right now.

Let’s face it, Rick Perry is nothing but a squinty-eyed muppet made out of the same thick felt as George W. Bush. It takes an evil Jim Henson to make the candidate’s lips move, and this is the secret handshake motherfucker who quite literally puts the words in Rick’s mouth.

I guess it’s a good thing that Captain Bumblefuck McWingnut here doesn’t have a clue how painfully out of touch he is with the prevailing sentiments of American culture. There was a time when his flavor of small-minded, ultra-religious bullshit would have stuck to the side of the barn, but now even the rednecks can smell what he’s shoveling.

I suppose I should be glad that he was the self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head of Rick Perry’s campaign, but still, fuck this guy. I hope he wakes up tomorrow with a tweed allergy, and may his teeth forever match his tie.

(via effectaffection)